The Parodical Periodical.
You know the rules, and so do I. • 2025-11-04 • free (MSRP 25p where sold)

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TODAY IN HISTORY.(1922) The entrance to Tutankhamun's tomb is discovered, beginning a sequence of events that led to the discovery of Earth's first Stargate.
BIRDS.British ducks spotted queueing politely for breadcrumbs.
WAR ON FEAR.New research shows that not reading the news leads to worrying about what's going on & increases anxiety.

The Headlines.

2025-11-04 TODAY IN HISTORY
(1922) The entrance to Tutankhamun's tomb is discovered, beginning a sequence of events that led to the discovery of Earth's first Stargate.
2025-11-04 BIRDS
British ducks spotted queueing politely for breadcrumbs.
2025-11-03 WAR ON FEAR
New research shows that not reading the news leads to worrying about what's going on & increases anxiety.
2025-11-03 WAR ON FEAR
New research shows that reading the news leads to feelings of helplessness in a cruel chaotic world & increases anxiety.
2025-11-03 BREAKING
Start-up announces "time as a service". Subscriptions begin at $9.99 per month.
2025-11-02 TODAY IN HISTORY
(1932) Great Emu War begins, pitting the might of the Australian Army against flightless birds. Stay tuned to find out who won.
2025-11-02 LOCAL
Leftover Halloween decorations still up & scaring neighbourhood cats who really should be used to them by now.
2025-11-01 EXPLOSIONS
"Remember, remember, the first of November" say idiots as they set off fireworks on the wrong night. Again.
2025-11-01 SHOPPING
Black Friday Month starts today. Follow us for the best deals on shit retailers couldn't sell for the rest of the year.
2025-11-01 TODAY'S PHONE IN
Favorite obscure RFC that changed your life. Call us today.
2025-10-31 BREAKING
Website gains second headline in one day. Developer celebrates with cuppa.
2025-10-31 WEATHER
Gusts of wind may redistribute unpaid parking tickets across three counties. Claim yours now.
2025-10-30 LOCAL
Aunt Edna's "All You Can Crunch" Cereal Extravaganza closes, citing shortages of crunchy milk.
2025-10-29 BREAKING
Joke news media starts production & learns what ampersands are.