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2025-12-11 SPECULATION

Retro-computing will be the extreme sport of the 2030s.

2025-12-10 TODAY IN HISTORY

(1932) Great Emu War ends. The might of the Australian Army proved no match for a flock of birds.

2025-12-10 TODAY IN HISTORY

(2003) First use of "LOL" in a serious academic paper leads to widespread panic in the research community.

2025-12-09 OPINION

The return of VHS tapes would end all streaming service disputes.

2025-12-08 LOCAL

Local man Timmy Two-Nostrils says, "Why the fuck d'you keep calling me Timmy Two-Nostrils‽"

2025-12-07 SPECULATION

Bread crusts: the currency of the future?

2025-12-06 WASTE MANAGEMENT

Local recycling centre offers a dedicated skip for "Things I Thought I'd Keep".

2025-12-05 OPINION

Perhaps centralising the vast majority of the World Wide Web and putting it behind a single point of failure wasn't such a good idea after all.

2025-12-05 BREAKING

Local cat elected mayor on a promise of more naps for all workers. Also, no more work.

2025-12-04 JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, did Prince Charming have a complex foot fetish?

2025-12-03 OPINION

Reintroduction of floppy disks would entirely fix modern cybersecurity.

2025-12-02 WEATHER

Cold snap politely requests you reconsider your wardrobe choices.

2025-12-01 BREAKING

Website gains "human made" badge. Web daemon goes on strike with cry of "You serve the bloody pages, then!"

2025-12-01 WAR ON SLEEP

Could your "good night's sleep" be hurting your productivity?

2025-11-30 EXPLOSIONS

"Remember, remember, the thirtieth November" say idiots as they set off fireworks on the wrong night.

2025-11-30 BREAKING

"Boutique bakery" mysteriously sells out of invisible pastries.

2025-11-29 SPECULATION

Smart watches will someday judge your inactivity with passive-aggressive emojis.

2025-11-28 AD

Buy one regret, take 25% off the second. Today only.

2025-11-27 FEATURE

Couch potato culture declared a protected lifestyle by the International Union for Laziness.

2025-11-26 TODAY IN HISTORY

(1971) Email invented. Humanity's fate sealed.